Throughout a man’s search for what will eventually be his life mate, he meets ONE MILLION (give or take LOL) females. Out of those one million females are 900,000 females, which I call GIRLS who won’t even give a guy the time of day unless they find something physically attractive about him. Out of the remaining 100,000 are 90,000 females that believe that just because a guy is trying to talk to them, it means they’re trying to sleep with them. I call these females (and yes this WILL offend) HOOKERS. Yes, that’s offensive isn’t it? Well, I’m sorry females, but I’m only treating you the way you treat yourselves. When you A S Sume that just because I’m trying to talk to you it means I’m trying to sleep with you, YOU are already limiting YOURSELF to believe that ALL I could ever possibly see in you is your body. From the remaining 10,000 females you have 5,000 that I like to call MEAT; another derogatory term, but deservedly so. How many times has a guy been yelled at for treating a female like a “piece of meat”? As she pulls up her top that barely covers her chest and pulls down her skirt that is letting her a s s hang out. I’ll NEVER understand why females wear clothes that are so short and tight, they have to be adjusting them every 10 minutes. If that’s all you have to offer then I totally understand why you’d do it, but then DO NOT get offended when guys treat you the way you treat yourself, like a piece of MEAT! Out of these remaining 5,000 females are 4,000 that I call CHILDREN because they’ll only talk to you as long as you’re telling them something they agree with or like to hear. Remember when you were a child, you’d pick your friends based on whether or not you had things in common and shared the same interests? Yeah, some people never grow out of that mentality. Out of the 1,000 females left I call 250 of them HYPOCRITES. This is because these females DEMAND that you respect them and accept them the way they are, but are criticizing you, judging you and correcting everything they find wrong with you and when push comes to shove, they’re always looking for that ONE “reason” to turn their back on you. Out of the 750 females left, take away the females who would sleep with a man on the first date (or within the first year of knowing him for that matter) and the females who would live with a man before they’re married (and are stupid enough to wonder why he doesn’t respect you) and the females who can’t go out without having to drink and the females who CHOOSE NOT to speak proper English and the females who CHOOSE to curse when talking and the females who let their Zodiac sign dictate whether or not they’d get along with someone, the females who’s life motto is some pathetic cliché statement like “I hate drama” or “I’m drama free” or “Only God can judge me”, the IGNORANT and SUPERFICIAL, the IMMATURE and SHALLOW, the INSECURE and SUPERFICIAL and a man will MAYBE have met 100 females in his lifetime that can truly be defined as WOMEN. Out of those 100 WOMEN, a man will be blessed enough to meet TEN WOMEN who also deserve to be called LADIES. These LADIES are WOMEN he knows he can trust and knows trust him. Out of these TEN LADIES, a man is truly blessed IF he can find FIVE LADIES he can also call his FRIENDS. These FRIENDS are LADIES that deserve his respect and have EARNED (respect is NOT given, but EARNED) his respect in return. A man will know he found favor in God’s eyes if out of those FIVE FRIENDS he can meet the ONE who EARNS the title of WIFE.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. The BOYS are giving me “props” in their head, while the GIRLS are cursing me in the mind, but before you go there, let’s flip the script for just one second…
In her search for what will be HER lifemate, a woman will meet MAYBE 100,000 males (let’s be honest, they’re just not as desperate as males). Out of those 100,000 males, 99,000 of them are NOTHING but ignorant, insecure, immature, self centered, shallow, selfish little BOYS interested in NOTHING but getting her in bed. Of the 1,000 males remaining, MAYBE she’ll meet 50 REAL MEN in her lifetime. Out of those 50 ONLY 25 of them will be GENTLEMEN. Of those 25, MAYBE 10 will be considered TRUE FRIENDS. Out of those 10 FRIENDS, she’ll be blessed to find ONE MAN who deserves to be her HUSBAND.
