Obama: Hello Mr. President, I was just calling to thank you for everything you did that I took credit for and have made me look good, despite the fact I’ve really done absolutely nothing since taking office. I hope you don’t mind me blaming you for everything, even though I know had I stayed your course, we probably would’ve been in a much better position than we are now…
Bush: Now Barry, you know I don’t mind… You know how it is… Republicans put all the hard work in and Democrats take the credit… while Democrats make all the mess… & Republicans are blamed for it… don’t forget that I took the blame for the mess slick Willy left the country in… just like I’m sure the Republican who takes your place in 2012 will somehow be blamed for all your mistakes.
Obama: Well Mr. President, tonight I announce the pullout of our troops in Iraq, thank you for the success we had there… and I hope you don’t mind if I once again take the credit for it…
Bush: Barry, I toldya… that’s what I’m here for… blame me for the bad… take credit for the good… its all part of the game…
Obama: Well thank you Mr. President, I appreciate that… I don’t think my ego could take it if people stopped drinking Obama-Aid and realized just how messed up this country really is…
Bush: Well now Barry, you can’t force them all to drink, what happens with the ones who refuse to drink?
Obama: What do you think the troops I’m bringing home are for?
**silence**
Obama: That was a joke Mr. President, I’m putting the Obama-Aid in the water, they won’t have a choice…
**silence**
Obama: Another joke… I guess you don’t have much of a sense of humor…
Bush: Ummm… yeah… Speaking of the troops, what do you think will happen once you’ve taken them out of Iraq?
Obama: Well… once I give them the ok, my fellow terrorist buddies will come right back in and take over…
**silence**
Obama: That’s another joke Mr. President… when you I say something that shockingly horrible it’s a joke… come on… cantcha take a joke Georgy boy…
Bush: Well, I know the people of America can… considering they elected you!
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Sunday, August 29, 2010
IT'S YOUR RIGHT TO CHOOSE...
Ye shall not add unto the
word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that
ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
(Deuteronomy 4:2)
It's amazing how much so called "Christians" believe that isn't even in the Bible... then they wonder why their lives aren't going the way it should...
One person believes its ok to drink as a Christian... another that its ok to sleep around with people you're not married to... another believes "once saved always saved"... & yet another "I'm nothing more than a sinner saved by grace, trying to make it through"... "everybody has to sin a little"... "just gotta love"... "just be happy with whatcha got"... "don't ask God for more"... "everything that happens is God's will"... and everything else they can think of to rationalize why they CHOOSE to disobey God. Well, God's answer is the same in both the Old and New Testament...
For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
(Revelation 22:18-19)
For those of you who use that lame excuse "well I just can't understand the Bible the way its written"...
What its saying is that if you add to God's word (like you do when you tell God you think its to drink, sleep around, party, etc...) he is going to put all the curses on you that the Bible talks about are for people like you (poverty, sickness, depression, oppression, etc...) and if you remove from God's book (like people who take out the scriptures telling us not to sin or not to be worldly...) God is going to remove your name from the "book of life"... which is that book your name has to be in if you want to get into heaven.
But...
And it shall come to pass, if thou shalt hearken diligently unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to observe and to do all his commandments which I command thee this day, that the LORD thy God will set thee on high above all nations of the earth:
And all these blessings shall come on thee, and overtake thee, if thou shalt hearken unto the voice of the LORD thy God.
(Deuteronomy 28:1-2)
If you CHOOSE to obey God, he will CHOOSE to bless you with EVERYTHING! I don't know about you... but it sounds like a common sense choice to make... but that's just me.
Beloved, I wish above all things that thou mayest prosper and be in health, even as thy soul prospereth.
(III John 2)
word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that
ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
(Deuteronomy 4:2)
It's amazing how much so called "Christians" believe that isn't even in the Bible... then they wonder why their lives aren't going the way it should...
One person believes its ok to drink as a Christian... another that its ok to sleep around with people you're not married to... another believes "once saved always saved"... & yet another "I'm nothing more than a sinner saved by grace, trying to make it through"... "everybody has to sin a little"... "just gotta love"... "just be happy with whatcha got"... "don't ask God for more"... "everything that happens is God's will"... and everything else they can think of to rationalize why they CHOOSE to disobey God. Well, God's answer is the same in both the Old and New Testament...
For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
(Revelation 22:18-19)
For those of you who use that lame excuse "well I just can't understand the Bible the way its written"...
What its saying is that if you add to God's word (like you do when you tell God you think its to drink, sleep around, party, etc...) he is going to put all the curses on you that the Bible talks about are for people like you (poverty, sickness, depression, oppression, etc...) and if you remove from God's book (like people who take out the scriptures telling us not to sin or not to be worldly...) God is going to remove your name from the "book of life"... which is that book your name has to be in if you want to get into heaven.
But...
And it shall come to pass, if thou shalt hearken diligently unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to observe and to do all his commandments which I command thee this day, that the LORD thy God will set thee on high above all nations of the earth:
And all these blessings shall come on thee, and overtake thee, if thou shalt hearken unto the voice of the LORD thy God.
(Deuteronomy 28:1-2)
If you CHOOSE to obey God, he will CHOOSE to bless you with EVERYTHING! I don't know about you... but it sounds like a common sense choice to make... but that's just me.
Beloved, I wish above all things that thou mayest prosper and be in health, even as thy soul prospereth.
(III John 2)
Sunday, August 8, 2010
MUST SEE VIDEO: Black Conservatives Take on Liberal News Media
CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE VIDEO!
How long will "minorities" allow the liberal left to manipulate and rape them? Its groups like the ACLU & NAACP that are racist... they continue to use race to treat their "own kind" as "special" rather than EQUAL... which is what they claim to want! Racism exists now for the same reason it existed ten... twenty... hundreds of years ago... the very people who claim to be discriminated against are discriminating against their own kind!
When a "black man/woman"... Hispanic man/woman... WOMAN... chooses to NOT consider themselves anything other than a HUMAN... & do something with their lives... rather than use their race/sex as a crutch... it makes the rest look bad for CHOOSING to use their race/sex as a crutch & an excuse for why they have not "overcome"! Which is why you have groups like the NAACP and ACLU and the like... which PITY these people & give them an excuse to continue using their race/sex as why they CHOOSE to do nothing with their lives!
There ARE African Americans... Hispanics... Asians... Native Americans... WOMEN... who instead of playing the race/sex card have decided that they in fact ARE EQUAL! NOT VICTIMS... EQUAL! Racism exist because the PERSON considers themself a minority... NOT because they are being discriminated against... but rather because THEY discriminate against THEMSELVES! People will stop treating others as "different" as soon as these very people stop using their race... or sex... as CRUTCHES!
Fortunately there are educated and knowledgeable "minorities" (for a lack of better terms) who would rather rise above and not "overcome", but realize that they have ALREADY OVERCOME and the only ones who have not are those who keep themselves in slavery in their own minds!
How long will "minorities" allow the liberal left to manipulate and rape them? Its groups like the ACLU & NAACP that are racist... they continue to use race to treat their "own kind" as "special" rather than EQUAL... which is what they claim to want! Racism exists now for the same reason it existed ten... twenty... hundreds of years ago... the very people who claim to be discriminated against are discriminating against their own kind!
When a "black man/woman"... Hispanic man/woman... WOMAN... chooses to NOT consider themselves anything other than a HUMAN... & do something with their lives... rather than use their race/sex as a crutch... it makes the rest look bad for CHOOSING to use their race/sex as a crutch & an excuse for why they have not "overcome"! Which is why you have groups like the NAACP and ACLU and the like... which PITY these people & give them an excuse to continue using their race/sex as why they CHOOSE to do nothing with their lives!
There ARE African Americans... Hispanics... Asians... Native Americans... WOMEN... who instead of playing the race/sex card have decided that they in fact ARE EQUAL! NOT VICTIMS... EQUAL! Racism exist because the PERSON considers themself a minority... NOT because they are being discriminated against... but rather because THEY discriminate against THEMSELVES! People will stop treating others as "different" as soon as these very people stop using their race... or sex... as CRUTCHES!
Fortunately there are educated and knowledgeable "minorities" (for a lack of better terms) who would rather rise above and not "overcome", but realize that they have ALREADY OVERCOME and the only ones who have not are those who keep themselves in slavery in their own minds!
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