Obama: Hello Mr. President, I was just calling to thank you for everything you did that I took credit for and have made me look good, despite the fact I’ve really done absolutely nothing since taking office. I hope you don’t mind me blaming you for everything, even though I know had I stayed your course, we probably would’ve been in a much better position than we are now…
Bush: Now Barry, you know I don’t mind… You know how it is… Republicans put all the hard work in and Democrats take the credit… while Democrats make all the mess… & Republicans are blamed for it… don’t forget that I took the blame for the mess slick Willy left the country in… just like I’m sure the Republican who takes your place in 2012 will somehow be blamed for all your mistakes.
Obama: Well Mr. President, tonight I announce the pullout of our troops in Iraq, thank you for the success we had there… and I hope you don’t mind if I once again take the credit for it…
Bush: Barry, I toldya… that’s what I’m here for… blame me for the bad… take credit for the good… its all part of the game…
Obama: Well thank you Mr. President, I appreciate that… I don’t think my ego could take it if people stopped drinking Obama-Aid and realized just how messed up this country really is…
Bush: Well now Barry, you can’t force them all to drink, what happens with the ones who refuse to drink?
Obama: What do you think the troops I’m bringing home are for?
**silence**
Obama: That was a joke Mr. President, I’m putting the Obama-Aid in the water, they won’t have a choice…
**silence**
Obama: Another joke… I guess you don’t have much of a sense of humor…
Bush: Ummm… yeah… Speaking of the troops, what do you think will happen once you’ve taken them out of Iraq?
Obama: Well… once I give them the ok, my fellow terrorist buddies will come right back in and take over…
**silence**
Obama: That’s another joke Mr. President… when you I say something that shockingly horrible it’s a joke… come on… cantcha take a joke Georgy boy…
Bush: Well, I know the people of America can… considering they elected you!
