A COW A PIG A CRUISER LINER AND A 747

“I just don’t know why he (she) won’t commit”. I still crack up until I pee or spit milk out of my nose when I hear that. I see these women (and men) on television or in real life, asking why the guy (or girl) they live with just won’t settle down and marry them, and it makes me laugh until it hurts. I’m not joking here. I’m not saying this to be disrespectful, but are you really that stupid? There’s an old saying, “why buy the cow when you get the milk for free”. I am being so damn honest when I say this, but any woman (or man) who lives with their boyfriend (or girlfriend) before they’re married is an idiot. This has nothing to do with the fact that it is 100% immoral and against God’s word, because I know in this disgusting immoral world we live, that doesn’t even matter to so called Christians. This is just about common freaking sense. You’d think you’d have a little more respect for yourself than that. You’d think you’d be smarter than that. You’d think . . . oh wait, you obviously don’t think. I’m telling you, you don’t get any sympathy from me. You deserve exactly what you get. When you want them to marry you and they won’t, you deserve it. When he comes home with lipstick on his collar (cologne on her clothes) you deserve it. When you find the numbers in his (her) pocket, you deserve it. When he’s (she’s) out later than usual, you deserve it. When they’re not where he (she) said they’d be, you deserve it. When he gets you pregnant and then ignores you and eventually cheats on you with someone who USED to look the way you did, you 100% without a doubt deserve it (okay, this one is only one sided for obvious reasons). I am so sick and tired of hearing women (men) complain about how their boyfriend (girlfriend) they’ve been sleeping with them, now won’t commit to them. Get over it. You were stupid enough to put yourself in that position, you got exactly what you thought you deserved. And trust me, it doesn’t stop there, for the rest of his (her) life, even if they do marry you, they will remember how easy it was to get what they wanted from you and they will use it any time they can against you. They may never say it or hint to it, but they will use it to manipulate you, because from then on, you will be that easy target they got. You can tell yourself its okay. You can try and convince yourself that they really do care, and you know what? They probably do care, but unfortunately for them, you don’t care enough about yourself.

Well, the feminist left has come up with a quote of their own that says “Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage! WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.” Is that so? Then why is it that 90% of women have had premarital sex by the time they are 30? Why is it that 40% of married women are having affairs? Why is it that the average number of sex partners for a woman is six to eight in one year? Why is it that 70% of women condone sex before marriage? Why is it that 35% of women are more apt to having “rebound” sex? Why is it that 30% of women are having sex on the first date? Seems to me that “women” aren’t just settling for the “pig” to get a “little sausage”, but they’re actually going out of their way to get even more. With all that, it must be said… “Even a cruise liner looks like it’s the size of a little sausage when it’s sitting in the middle of the entire ocean” or my favorite… “Even a 747 looks small when it’s landing in the middle of the Grand Canyon”.